Season 01 Episode 12 Red, Brown, And Yellow Snow

Season 01 Episode 12 Red, Brown, And Yellow Snow

S01E12 The king requests an audience with TPH. Asharon doesn’t awake to the call.  Blam confronts The King about the incident. The King proposes a solution. TPH meets Nastya.  Morthos gives her the 5th degree for travel. Jim brings his “gear” along. The group is wary about Nastya taking watch by herself. Troy puts his foot down on Hobbits vs Halflings. Perception rolls are not always reality. Winter in Summer is on the horizon and a desperate group of humans are having a shitty time. Morthos tried an interesting diplomatic strategy with them, then really lets us know his feelings of Asharon.

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Season 01 Episode 06 Red Skellys On Fire

Season 01 Episode 06 Red Skellys On Fire

DNDJ s01e06 Morthos tells his family history with the deck of many things. Morthos and Blam’s backstory grows. The Mage is defeated, Blam crushes boxes (chests), items are found levels are upped, and doors are opened. Blam enters and sees a hallway with bloody hand prints on the wall, but doesn't have the insight to know better. The door opens to an Orb sitting in front of a Skeleton. Obviously he runs straight towards it.

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Season 01 Episode 05 Smiley Bob Takes 5 Points Of Rectal Damage

Season 01 Episode 05 Smiley Bob Takes 5 Points Of Rectal Damage

DNDJ s01e05 The battle continues with the mage & his watchmen. Sriracha’s status as a Paladin is questioned once more. We learn Morthos’ Majestic Word. Blam goes LeRoy Jenkins. The Mage’s pocket glows red and a new foe appears. The DM uncovers that Morthos and Blam went to Bard Comedic Community College. Sriracha battles a watchman for pretty much the entire battle unsuccessfully cause the Watchman has Captain America’s Shield. Bob gets violated with a club.

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Season 01 Episode 04 Bird Vag…. And Also Its Butt

Season 01 Episode 04 Bird Vag…. And Also Its Butt

DNDJ s01e04 We get a recap of the lost session where TPH continues its journey, and run into an ambush. TPH finds the Thieves Fortress and they clean house. Asharon starts the reoccurring theme of stealing things from Morthos. Afterwards they smoked some of The Halfling Shit, wake up the next day and there are some tree stumps that have entrances in them.

TPH selects a false tree stump to descend, forgetting Smiley Bob can't go down ladders. Blam get’s wood again. We teach Becky what a cloaca is. TPH is ambushed, but push on to battle.

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